Women all around have been getting haircuts! Not just a simple trim with a nice layered finish, but chopping it off, mutilating their scalp and removing all resemblance of femininity.
I love long hair and a little part of me dies whenever I see a woman with beautiful long hair cutting it short. I am all for women's rights, independence, and breaking stereotypes, but I am old fashioned when it comes to hair. I know I have no right to ask, it's none of my damn business, and I should get over my issues, but please please please (with a cherry on top) keep your hair.
I guess this would be a good time to apologize and try avoid all those dirty looks from my female friends. I still love you, please don't hate me. I'm a chauvinistic a-hole when it comes to this, but just remember how great I am whenever you feel bad/sad. =)
